Horatio Seymour, the Kat

    Hi. I'm Horatio Seymour ... dey call me Seymour for short. Dis is my first web page. (i'm just learnin' html now.) I don't have much to say, but i'll tell ya how i got to live with dis person.
            See, back in 1999, i use ta live outside in an abandoned, burnt-out, falling-down house all last winter. I wuz very cold, wet, dirty, itchy and very skinny. I had black soot all over me from de house i lived in. My eyes were all infected and i always had a cold. I wuz afraid of people and & woodn't come near anyone, though I really wanted to.
            Den dis lady & man started feedin' me, and talkin' to me. Dey wood leave me food, sumtimes da good stuff like real tuna and milk and den dey talk to me. I wood stay back and stare at dem. Sumtimes i wood climb on a table in der yard and look in der window to see watt it wuz like in der warm house. Soon I trusted dem and we became friends and I started lettin' them come near me.
            One day in da spring, the lady captured me, put me in a cage and brought me to a hospital ... Burstone Animal Hospital.   I had to stay in a room by myself for a week so i woodn't give other kats my sneezes. Dey did sumtin to me so i don't wanna chase da ladies any more. My docter's name wuz Dr. Martha Demsen. She wuz nice to me. She wood pet me and talk to me. She made me feel better. Other persons there combed out my matted fur, washed me, and got rid of my fleas and ear mites.
            Den dis other lady come to visit me in de hospital once a day. I never saw her before. I guess she wuz the offspring of the lady and man who captured me. She wood pet me and talk to me and tak my pichure. When I wuz better, she took me home to live with her and my new kat, Tony. I am happy now, i am clean, i don't itch no more and it's warm where we live. But i also got fat. My new person tells me to stop eatin' so much. I like to clean Tony's head and chew on his ears.
             My new person had no idea what to call me, so she asked all you persons that live in her computer. We got over 100 suggestions and when my person saw "Horatio Seymour" she thought it wuz da perfect choice, though i don't agree.
            Here's sum pichures of me now so you can see how gooder i look, and a few "before shots" while I wuz in da hospital when da lady and man captured me.
            Thanx for all yur suggestions. BUT! Now dat my person picked a name for me, i havta pick a name for her. Anyone have suggestions? I wuz thinking "Rover Clover,"or "Red Head Lady" or "Big Foot Lady" or "Spot," or how 'bout "Puss-N-Boots?" (Dat will git her back for dis Horatio Seymour name she calls me.
            Anywayzzzzzzzz, you can send me emails me at: fAtCat@SeYMouRTheKat.com

Seymour is 2'5" standing on his tippy-toes all the way to the top of his ears. He weighs 10 pounds. He has feather soft white and red fur and yellow eyes. Seymour is single and his favorite hobbies are eating, eating, annoying Tony, sleeping, eating, following his new mom around the house and he says he HATES walks on the beach. Seymour enjoys bologna and catnip and is looking for a special someone to share his 8 more lives with.

Seymour in the hospital recovering

e-mail Seymour at: fAtCat@SeYMouRTheKat.com